Grading the buffet



Can't...write...proper...post...Laughing...too...hard.

Adam Horovitz enjoys a good breakfast buffet.

13 comments:

3:31 PM jenny said...

:) <3 sigh...

3:52 PM Saber said...

that was an awesome read!

4:36 PM Hornblower said...

He must have been deprived oxygen on the flight to Europe.

6:35 PM Kevin said...

Crazy man...he's crazy!

7:03 PM doc said...

Oh, My! What an excellent find!

"B-Bizzle barometers" include "Coffee (speed.taste.abundance)." "Coffee...you shouldn't have to ask for it but once when it's
breakfast time.... "

I am not as well traveled as Mr. Horovitz, but I also grade the cities I visit based upon the quality of their coffee. :-) And my tip is directly related to the speed for the refill!

8:27 PM Hot Sauce said...

I ate well everywhere I went on the European tour. I didn't eat at any breakfast buffet. LOL.

8:32 PM funky four said...

He writes like I Wear Manties.

8:39 PM Brody said...

I love it!! I wish he would write in the blog at Beastieboys.com.

9:51 PM Kevin said...

WORD!

10:24 PM Alikat said...

1) "the hotel we stayed at was mentally Holiday Inn…smoothed on the Best Western tip…with an assisted living appeal...." = Best depressing hotel description EVER.

2) Have you considered going back to the show tapes with this info and working up a statistical analysis? Does a better bizzle boost beastie banter? Run the numbers, ladies!!

11:07 PM doc said...

I suspect that the band stays at bigger hotels because the places I stay rarely have the buffet option. But for some reason coffee always tastes better in Europe. Is it the real, warm milk? Or do they brew it darker?

That was the silliest thing I've read in ages--a welcome break on a snowy night. Thanks again!

7:07 AM friis said...

the comment for paris was so hillarious.

And Copenhagen has a Baller's Bizzle :p I wanna go there...

4:28 PM toast said...

that was the best thing i read in a long time

i like breakfast buffets

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