Beastie Boys face Triumph

According to the Beastie Boys Facebook page, an interview between Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the Beastie Boys will air on "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" this evening (6/19). We keed not.

Update: Video now available:

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Triumph: It’s the legendary Beastie Boys!

Mike: I know this dog.

Triumph: This is exciting. These are the real original, the first white guys to rap. You know, now there’s a lot of phonies out there trying to do this. But back in the day, it was really just you guys and Will Smith.

Adam H: Right!

Triumph: Seriously, could you possibly look any more like three old Jews? You’re like a living Pep Boys logo.

[Beastie Boys laugh]

Triumph [to Yauch]: I’m seeing a little gray hair on you. You know, you guys have evolved.

Yauch: Hey, what are you going to do?

Triumph: You’ve gone from Check Your Head to Check Your Prostate.

Triumph [rapping]: “Now I’m going to pass the miiiiccc over to yaaaw!”

Mike: You’ve got a future!

Triumph: C’mon, can’t you say, “You’ve got the fuuuturrre”? Is that the waaay you sing?

Adam H: Is that what we really sound like?

Triumph [mocking]: “Is that what we really sound like?”